Yeah… I know what your thinking. How on earth did this happen?! Let me tell you folks that this does NOT normally occur at our TresCom facilities! We keep our dinosaurs… which are very happy and never mistreated I should remind you… in ultra-safe and pleasant enclosures. The fact that this caravan of miscreants has escaped is entirely incomprehensible… and ultimately NOT my fault! I don’t know who decided to accidently let them loose, but now look at them. Deviously stealing the letters from our TresCom movie theater title board to spell out “Happy New Year” is just plain creepy. I find it odd that these dinosaurs are intelligent enough to steal letters and make ‘em say cute little things and yet not even take the time to clean their own expelled waste! It just makes me SICK! And then, to humiliate us even more, now look! They’ve set off fireworks all over the place, all around their disturbingly perfect display of lettering! HEY! WE WERE SAVING THAT! Its like their version of laughing at us in the face… its just… wrong. And then, they gather around it all to say to us: “Oh golly, gee whiz, look here! It’s a freakin Kodak moment, people!”

And guess who has to fix this whole mess? I DO. Why? Because I’m Scallenger, that’s why. And I know no one ELSE is going to do anything about it. The rest of the staff thinks their little act is ‘cute’. Well, well, well… I’ll show them ‘cute’. Let me get out the big electric stick…

Anyway, have a Happy New Year. And hopefully when you get back, everything will be normal again. If not… I’m sure you’ll be hearing me rant again.